How Mom and Dad Met
haha so the other day i was out with my mom and cousin and we were at restaurant eating and for some reason my mom was telling us how her and my dad met. it was pretty funny and kinda cute but heres how it went.
My mom used to work at this cafe when she was younger, "Mabuhay Cafe", and my dad would always go to the cafe just to go see my mom. He would even go as far as making good friends with the manager there so that he would give my mom some extra time during her break to just have lunch with my dad. Well my mom was really pretty and still is by the way, lol, and she had 12 other guys going for her. So that's 13 GUYS trying to get with here, i was like whoa. Every morning would have my dad and couple other guys waiting outside the cafe for my mom to open the place and then thru out the days the rest would come and visit her. O_O, my moms a playah, lol kidding.
Well with 13 guys trying to get with my mom she decided to tell all of them to get her a particular color of flower and if they got the right color that she would date them and that they need to bring the folower in the morning when she opens the cafe. So like couple days after, all the guys were lined up outside the cafe early in the morning. All of them holding flowers and when my mom came to open the cafe each would give her the flower (doesnt this sound like a reality TV thing. my mom made up the idea for the shows! omg! =P). She got blue flowers, alot of red roses, yellow, purple, but not the ones she wanted yet! Oddly enough my dad was the last one to give her a flower and gave my mom a white flower, a white rose. And he got it right O_O! (of course) Funny thing was my mom wanted one of the tall white guys to get the right rose but that dude gave her a red rose and when my dad gave my mom the white rose she said in her head "why him?" lol
My mom and dad was dating for awhile now and my dad asked me mom for her hand. So they asked my mom's dad (tatay, thats what i called him) and he of course agreed, but one weird thing, my dad's dad (grandpa emilio) was a tenant in my tatay's house but my grandpa emilio wasn't talking with my father then. So tatay and grandpa emilio were talking and my tatay said (not exactly but something of the manner) "my daugther is marrying a baldonado, you might know him" and grandpa emilio said "oh who?" tatay said "Romy Baldonado" and grandpa yells out "THATS MY SON" hahaha. Tatay was about to call the marriage off becuz of my dad lying but my dad had to explain to him that at that time they weren't talking to each other.
Now like i said before my mom was really pretty so pretty that she has 3 STALKERS! One of the stalkers was really psychotic. The day before my parents' wedding day they were asked to go to a party but my tatay, grandpa, grandma vic (dad's mom) told them that its not good to go out the day before your wedding and that you should just stay home and rest. well my parents thought that was just some silly superstition so they went to the party anyways. This party was being held by one of the bridesmaid so they were just being nice. Well at the party one of the 13 guys was there! he was drunk already and well an hour into the party this drunk bastard came up to my mom and dad and held a fucking GUN at them. He was yelling out "why are you with him? you should be with me" and all that crap. This went on for like couple hours until they got his parents there to talk to him and like couple guys had to tackle him down after. scary.... The second stalker came to my mom's house while no one was around. He snuck into the house and was going all crazy on my mom saying why he didnt choose her to date. My mom specifically told him that he chose the wrong flower and he was going all psychotic on my mom. THen luckily my tatay came home and was about to kill this guy. They decided to call the police on the stalker and he was tehre begging for forgiveness so my mom them wouldnt call the police. what a dumbass O_o. The third stalker well wasnt really a stalker, he was pretty nice about it, but on the day of the marriage my mom was doing her hair at a salon place and the one of the other guys of the 13 came into the salon to talk to tatay. The guy told tatay that he would put a 30 room apartment under his name if he stopped the wedding so that he could date my mom. Of course he was denied and left the salon. My tatay asked my mom "how come you didnt date him? he's rich". lol, my mom said "he was ugly, and he didnt get the right flower"
Hehe yeah, pretty weird isnt it? O_O
My mom used to work at this cafe when she was younger, "Mabuhay Cafe", and my dad would always go to the cafe just to go see my mom. He would even go as far as making good friends with the manager there so that he would give my mom some extra time during her break to just have lunch with my dad. Well my mom was really pretty and still is by the way, lol, and she had 12 other guys going for her. So that's 13 GUYS trying to get with here, i was like whoa. Every morning would have my dad and couple other guys waiting outside the cafe for my mom to open the place and then thru out the days the rest would come and visit her. O_O, my moms a playah, lol kidding.
Well with 13 guys trying to get with my mom she decided to tell all of them to get her a particular color of flower and if they got the right color that she would date them and that they need to bring the folower in the morning when she opens the cafe. So like couple days after, all the guys were lined up outside the cafe early in the morning. All of them holding flowers and when my mom came to open the cafe each would give her the flower (doesnt this sound like a reality TV thing. my mom made up the idea for the shows! omg! =P). She got blue flowers, alot of red roses, yellow, purple, but not the ones she wanted yet! Oddly enough my dad was the last one to give her a flower and gave my mom a white flower, a white rose. And he got it right O_O! (of course) Funny thing was my mom wanted one of the tall white guys to get the right rose but that dude gave her a red rose and when my dad gave my mom the white rose she said in her head "why him?" lol
My mom and dad was dating for awhile now and my dad asked me mom for her hand. So they asked my mom's dad (tatay, thats what i called him) and he of course agreed, but one weird thing, my dad's dad (grandpa emilio) was a tenant in my tatay's house but my grandpa emilio wasn't talking with my father then. So tatay and grandpa emilio were talking and my tatay said (not exactly but something of the manner) "my daugther is marrying a baldonado, you might know him" and grandpa emilio said "oh who?" tatay said "Romy Baldonado" and grandpa yells out "THATS MY SON" hahaha. Tatay was about to call the marriage off becuz of my dad lying but my dad had to explain to him that at that time they weren't talking to each other.
Now like i said before my mom was really pretty so pretty that she has 3 STALKERS! One of the stalkers was really psychotic. The day before my parents' wedding day they were asked to go to a party but my tatay, grandpa, grandma vic (dad's mom) told them that its not good to go out the day before your wedding and that you should just stay home and rest. well my parents thought that was just some silly superstition so they went to the party anyways. This party was being held by one of the bridesmaid so they were just being nice. Well at the party one of the 13 guys was there! he was drunk already and well an hour into the party this drunk bastard came up to my mom and dad and held a fucking GUN at them. He was yelling out "why are you with him? you should be with me" and all that crap. This went on for like couple hours until they got his parents there to talk to him and like couple guys had to tackle him down after. scary.... The second stalker came to my mom's house while no one was around. He snuck into the house and was going all crazy on my mom saying why he didnt choose her to date. My mom specifically told him that he chose the wrong flower and he was going all psychotic on my mom. THen luckily my tatay came home and was about to kill this guy. They decided to call the police on the stalker and he was tehre begging for forgiveness so my mom them wouldnt call the police. what a dumbass O_o. The third stalker well wasnt really a stalker, he was pretty nice about it, but on the day of the marriage my mom was doing her hair at a salon place and the one of the other guys of the 13 came into the salon to talk to tatay. The guy told tatay that he would put a 30 room apartment under his name if he stopped the wedding so that he could date my mom. Of course he was denied and left the salon. My tatay asked my mom "how come you didnt date him? he's rich". lol, my mom said "he was ugly, and he didnt get the right flower"
Hehe yeah, pretty weird isnt it? O_O
posted by Unknown at 11:58 AM
3 Comments:
I dunno about the bold looken words. I cant fix it O_O. sorry
hahaha man it sounds scary =/ kinda weird too =/ that sucks man as long as your ok =P and no one is hurt thats all that matters...
damn! ur mom's hawt! haha, ok ok. so i havent met her. but 13 admirers. shiet! your mommy got skills! tell her to show me the ways... lolz.
only flaw to the story, your dad got to date your mom DUE to chance. by chance, he got the white rose. then again chance = probability = game of luck. and you're dad was sure lucky!!!
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